Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
It was confusing and full of hummus
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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