so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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