you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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