That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
