He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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