I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
