i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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