Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
There are leaves in my underwear?
Randomize
