Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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