it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
So much Jack, so little girl.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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