So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
