Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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