Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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