I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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