Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Buhtt sex?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
i believe in u and ur pee
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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