How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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