Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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