Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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