I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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