i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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