Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Two words: nipple clamps
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