It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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