there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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