you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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