Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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