I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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