So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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