I hope mine doesn't look like that
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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