Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I will pee on everything he values.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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