I'm drive I can fine osifer
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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