But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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