okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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