come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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