One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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