There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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