Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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