I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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