Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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