How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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