Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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