I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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