I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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