Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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