i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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