you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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