pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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