my mouth tastes like poor choices
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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