I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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