I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Randomize
