She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
FUCK WHALES
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