I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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